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America works best when you say, “Union, YES!”

I’ve only read about fifty pages, but apparently all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria because I, simply by being a white male, am a racist motherfucker.

I’ve only read about fifty pages, but apparently all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria because I, simply by being a white male, am a racist motherfucker.

Have you heard of this thing called e-mail?

Go ahead Grandma, it’s safe.

Go ahead Grandma, it’s safe.

And vote for the Irish.

And vote for the Irish.

What I Learned from 7th Grade Girls

Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins, we don’t turn heads, we snap necks.