We Need the Eggs

I pretend to be a writer but I usually eat instead.

“Is it sad that I only get on iChat to use the camera to make sure I have nothing in my teeth?”
Kevin McGuire, the one time I caught him on iChat (via nickdouglas)
“The feeling he’d had, that he was mistaken about everything, that there was nothing wrong with the world and nothing wrong with being happy in it, that the problem was his and his alone, returned with such force that he had to sit down on the bed.”
Jonathan Franzen, “The Corrections” (via nickdouglas)
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I spent most of Nine wishing that I was watching 8 1/2.  Or at very least There Will Be Blood.

I spent most of Nine wishing that I was watching 8 1/2.  Or at very least There Will Be Blood.

Seriously guys.  I liked David Sedaris before it was cool to say it was cool to like David Sedaris.

Seriously guys.  I liked David Sedaris before it was cool to say it was cool to like David Sedaris.

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America works best when you say, “Union, YES!”

I’ve only read about fifty pages, but apparently all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria because I, simply by being a white male, am a racist motherfucker.

I’ve only read about fifty pages, but apparently all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria because I, simply by being a white male, am a racist motherfucker.

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