July 2011
1 post
“Is it sad that I only get on iChat to use the camera to make sure I have nothing...”
– Kevin McGuire, the one time I caught him on iChat (via nickdouglas)
September 2010
1 post
“The feeling he’d had, that he was mistaken about everything, that there was...”
– Jonathan Franzen, “The Corrections” (via nickdouglas)
December 2009
4 posts
July 2009
1 post
April 2009
1 post
gifparty:
February 2009
8 posts
January 2009
1 post
What I Learned from 7th Grade Girls
Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins, we don’t turn heads, we snap necks.
December 2008
4 posts
“It nevertheless seems there’s something about that poor schlump of a Charlie Brown and his inability to get into the spirit of Christmas (much less receive a single Christmas card) that speaks to the Jewish people. Indeed, if there is a more profoundly Jewish line than Linus’ ”How can you take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem?” I have yet...
November 2008
2 posts
October 2008
8 posts
This is McCain and Obama’s second debate so, by the rules of Shipoopi, they will finally kiss next week.
From the CNN Political Ticker:
Well, I was reading my copy of The New York Times the other day, and I was really interested to read about Barack’s friends from Chicago. Turns out, one of his earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers. And according to The New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, ‘launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon...
“The Prince of Darkness, tied up stirring the fiery cauldrons of Prairie Home Companion, has dispatched his demon helpers to do his dirty work with a good-humored twang.”
—Sarah Vowell, “Radio On: A Listeners Diary”
Hot chick: You are never gonna get a job talking like that. Thug: Yeah, you know, I can turn dis shit off and talk all professional and shit if I have to. (in professional voice): I can speak in a manner which is becoming to a young professional and present myself as an upstanding member of society (now back to thug speak) nawmsayin’?
September 2008
8 posts
Watchnickdouglas:
Conversation Piece by Michael Kontopoulos
August 2008
5 posts
“You want to know how to tell if a girl likes you?” Japeth said. “She’ll act really mean to you. That’s a sure sign. I don’t know why they do it, but it’s always a sure sign. It gets your attention. You know how I show a girl I like her? I steal something from her and then run away. I do it to get their attention, and it works.”
-Susan Orlean, The...
July 2008
10 posts
Important ATM Safety Tips
Tip #4 - Exercise extra caution at night. Whenever possible, bring a friend.
Arrested Development (2009) on IMDb →
nickdouglas:
Currently its status is “Announced.”
